This is particularly handy when I look a right fright because I am wearing either
A) ill-fitting shorts from not just the pre-baby age, but way back from the pre-65kg+ Emma era; or
B) baby vomit, and very likely also some kind of kitchen leftovers, be it last night's dinner or baking mess; or
C) panda eyes. Mascara doesn't come off very well when all you tackle it with is a quick scrub in the shower; or
D) some combination of a, b and c.
It also means my dogs can poop in the bush and I don't have to worry about anyone frowning at me, or cleaning it from my back yard. (Please don't mention this to council.)
|Not my actual lower half. In fact, |
I don't think this lower half even
belongs to a human.
|My actual lower half.|
As you can tell, it's all glamour out here. Just the way I like it.
Is finding exercise gear that is comfortable and suitable for public consumption tricky for you too? Or do you look like you've just stepped out of a Lorna Jane ad?
Update: Summer has forced me to fork out for membership at the local air conditioned gym. As im more likely to encounter others there I invested in some longer though not much more flattering shorts. I decided if I scare anyone they'll just have to live with it.
Linking up with Jess from Essentially Jess for I Blog on Tuesdays. Thanks Jess.